ALL I REALLY NEED TO KNOW
I LEARNED FROM NOAH'S ARK

 1.  Don't miss the boat.

 2.  Don't forget that we're all in the same boat together.

 3.  Plan ahead.  It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

 4.  Stay fit.  When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big.

 5.  Don't listen to your critics -- just get on with what has to be done.

 6.  Build your future on high ground.

 7.  For safety, travel in pairs.

 8.  Two heads are better than one.

 9.  Speed isn't always an advantage; the snails got on board with the cheetahs.

10. When you're stressed out, float for awhile.

11. Remember that the ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic was built by professionals.

12. Woodpeckers on the inside are a bigger threat than the storm on the outside.

13. No matter how fierce the storm, if you're with God there'll always be a rainbow at the end.