CHRISTIAN JOKES - PART 5

CONFIRMATION EXAM

During the final oral examination for Lutheran confirmation students, an elder asked a confirmand to list the Ten Commandments in any order.  The young lady thought about it for a moment and then answered:  "3, 6, 1, 8, 4, 5, 9, 2, 10, and 7."

THE POOR PREACHER

After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up and get a job, I'm gonna give you some money."

"Well, thank you my boy," the pastor replied.  "But why?"

"Because," the boy responded, "my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."

A DINNER BLESSING

A woman invited some people over for dinner.  At the table she turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"

The girl replied, "I don't know what to say."

"Just say what you heard Mommy say," the mother answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

THE CHURCH SERVICE

After church one Sunday morning, a mother commented, "The choir was awful this morning."

The father replied, "And the sermon was too long."

Their 7-year-old daughter added, "You gotta admit, it was a pretty good show for just a dollar."