OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES - PART 3
Kids explain what they think they learned
in Sunday School

• Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.

• Samson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel called Delilah.

• Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles.

• Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten amendments.

• The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

• The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.

• Moses died before he ever reached Canada.  Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.

• The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.

• The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels. 

• The epistles were the wives of the apostles.

• One of the opossums was St. Matthew who was also a taxi man.

• A Christian should have only one spouse.  This is called monotony.