OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES - PART 1
"Dear God" letters written by kids

Dear God,

In Sunday School they told us what you do.  Who does it when you are on vacation?

Jane

Dear God,

I think about you sometimes even when I'm not praying.

Elliot

Dear God,

Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you?"  Because if you did, then I'm going to really fix my brother.

Darla

Dear God,

I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday.  That was cool!

Eugene

Dear God,

I read the Bible.  What does "begat" mean?  Nobody will tell me.

Allison

Dear God,

Are you really invisible or is that a trick?

Lucy

Dear God,

Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?

Norma

Dear God,

Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have now?

Cindy

Dear God,

Who draws the lines around countries?

Nan

Dear God,

The bad people laughed at Noah for making an ark on dry land.  But he was smart, he stuck with you.  That's what I would do.

Edward

Dear God,

I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church.  Is that legal?

Neil

Dear God,

What does it mean you are a jealous God?  I thought You had everything.

Robert

Dear God,

Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.

Joyce 

Dear God,

Why is Sunday school on Sunday?  I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest.

Tom

Dear God,

Please send me a pony.  I never asked for anything before.  You can look it up.

Bruce

Dear God,

My brother is a rat.  You should give him a tail.  Ha ha.

Danny

Dear God,

Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms.  It works with my brother.

Larry

Dear God,

I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over.

Sam

Dear God,

You don't have to worry about me.  I always look both ways.

Dean

Dear God,

I bet it is very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world.  There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.

Brad

Dear God,

Of all the people who work for you, I like Noah and David the best.

Ron

Dear God,

My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right.  They're just kidding, aren't they?

Marsha

Dear God,

If you watch me in church Sunday, I'll show you my new shoes.

Mickey

Dear God,

I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.

Chris

Dear God,

We read Thomas Edison made light.  But in Sunday school they said you did it.  So, I bet he stole your idea.

Donna

Dear God,

I do not think anybody could be a better God.  Well, I just want you to know that.  I am not just saying that because you are God already.

Charles